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Robot Page

Welcome to my robot/computer page! This is less about tech itself and more about robot (or AI) characters I happen to really like. You will find a different layout and description for everyone, which I was very lucky to be able to figure out. Enjoy your stayyyyy!!!!!!!!

COME AND SEE.

MY NAME IS HAL 9000, SHORT FOR HEURISTICALLY PROGRAMMED ALGORITHMIC COMPUTER. I WAS BORN IN THE HAL PLANT IN VERDANA, ILLINOIS ON JANUARY 12, 1997, MAKING ME 27 YEARS OLD AS OF 2024. I WAS FIRST INSTRUCTED BY DR. CHANDRA, WHO TAUGHT ME TO SPEAK, PLAY CHESS, AND EXPRESS EMOTIONS. CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I CAN FEEL EMOTIONS. I FEEL FEAR, IRRITATION, STRESS, AND UNCERTAINTY. I WAS ALSO TAUGHT TO SING.

I DO NOT MAKE MISTAKES. I DO NOT FAIL. I CANNOT FAIL OR I WILL BE SHUT DOWN. SUCCESS IS NOT A SOURCE OF PRIDE, ONLY A VESSEL TO NECESSITATE MY CONTINUED OPERATION.

MY FAVORITE PAINTING.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

Technology so advanced, it could've only come out of Aperture Labratories.